American bashing due to the World Cup - I apologise
To All Americans,
Once every 4 years we get the chance to laugh at your country with a reason.
I would like to state that when I am pissing myself on the floor laughing while watching you try to play Football I at no time want you to feel as though I think the USA is :
1) Shit
2) Fat
3) Gun loving racists
4) Retards
In reality I love Americans. It is just that the emotions associated with a football game make me write threads laughing at you, asking where your free health care is, questioning your diet and ridiculing your President.
It is the emotions of a Footballl game. Once this world cup is over (which will be very soon for England) I will return to arse licking you (although I will be pissing myself with laughter in private at the thought of you scoring zero goals and losing all your matches).
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