Damn dude! Dont You watch news?
On CNN yesterday, and I quote: "Federal Court , Washington, FBI and mr. Ashkroft personally officially released the information that their investigation and trace behind so called lolita sites in the world wide web , in other words child porn, has been finished and resulted in imprisonement of 4 largest child porn sites operators, namely Hussein Absosov, Marat Fuckein , Sheih Abdula "the fucker" and Suleiman Laden. The following four members of Al Quaeda have testified and cooperated with authorities which resulted in lesser prosecution for all of them so the suggested death penalty by gas chambers and testicles removement were instead changed to imrisonments for 2000 years per each offender.
A wide rumour was spread that Suleiman Laden has also plead guilty for the murder of Kennedy and Lincoln but authorities officially decline this information as unverified.
"Now it is absolutely clear that the world terrorism has in fact been plotted for a long time in the world wide web and it is at no doubt that at the very least 98% of all child porn sites are run and operated by Al Quaeda" as mr. Ashkroft said.
See man! Watch news! It's not us, it's fucking muslims!
