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About 12 years ago I had a co-worker who was. He would constantly bug me to come down to the "church" and check it out. I went down one afternoon and checked it out so he would stop bugging me. All was normal until he took out some soup can looking deals tied to strings and asked me to hold onto them. Attatched to the string was what looked like a voltmeter. I forgot their name for the device but it went all the way to one end of the scale and he started saying I was not in a "clear" state. He then said I had issues from my past lives and that I was carrying around with me.
Basically he ended up saying for around 3g they could put me in the "clear". My response was "dude, I manage a pizza place, I can't afford 3g"
After that he got even weirder. He was a driver and I would send him on deliveries, he would come back 3 minutes later saying the pizza was delivered. The place I remember sending him to was all the way across town. I told him there was no way he delivered it. He said he was able to slow time down and get it there. About an hour later the customer called and said they never got their pie. He said they were fucking liars and were trying to scam us. He got fired.
True Story....
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