BULLSHIT! I saw Bigfoot once. I was walking through the woods in Washington and heard a deep rythmic grunting sound. I followed the sound for several minutes and as I came around the edge of a huge fallen tree I saw it. A giant hairy beast fucking a big brown bear from behind. This Bigfoot must have wandered down from Canada because he was fishhooking this poor bear. I hear them Canadians like to fishhook when they fuck. At least that is what Dugmor told me.
Needless to say I snapped off a few pics and rushed it to the nearest one-hour photo when I got back to town. When I came back to pick up my pics the photo clerk told me that 2 men in black came by while I was out and confiscated the pics.. said something about national security.. motherfuckers.. Now nobody will believe me
