I have never asked anybody for shit before. But since I've been here long enough, I feel that I have the right to make my one time announcement.
I see people come on here begging for all kinds of bullshit so I would like to come to you with something legitimate.
I need $360.00 for a plane ticket.....I'm not asking for hotel or partying money or anything..I can afford all of that but I just can't swing 360 right now. I have child support payments, divorce lawyer payments on a divorce that isn't going to happen now... I had to pay 275 to send my wife and kids home to her mama for christmas, PLUS she expects a christmas and birthday gift since her b'day is close to Christmas in fact, it's on the 6th so that means that I can't even leave until the 7th....
My 1985 car is about to die any minute now..The engine light is coming on and the brakes are grinding. My tailpipe is loose and my gaskets are leaking. I'm not going to save the car so I'm going to fix my wife's honda..I just had it towed to the mechanic and I told him what was wrong on the phone and he said that "it didn't sound good". So that's gonna cost me a few hundred...Plus I had to pay $125 to have the car recovered from tow because the cops towed it. I didn't know why until they were harrassing me about the car being on the street until they raided the house down the street this morning.
Plus I gotta get my mama a gift...you know that.....
Now a lot of y'all have money to blow on all kinds of bullshit...All I'm asking for is 360 measly dollars for a plane ticket. Of course, anything extra will be greatly appreciated but it isn't necessary. If a few of my colleagues who know and feel my pain could help a brotha out, I'd appreciate it.....Hell, if I could even get half of 360 I'd be in better shape...
So I'm asking you....Please donate to my cause out of the goodness of your heart...Have some sympathy for a brotha...Of course I hope that I get a response from some CCbill representatives since they rape me for 14.5% every week....Some others who I have done business with know that I'm a standup guy and you have never had a problem getting paid.
And of course all will get public thankyou's.....
my paypal address is
WEBMASTER at BLACKVAGINAFINDER dot COM
I hate to humble myself like this but fuck it....It's worth a try.....If it doesn't work, I'll just suck it up like a man, sit on this couch and watch tv while y'all party it up with the pornstars in vegas...I won't miss it at all...
.....really I won't.