I was standing in line at a gas station one day and two places behind me this guy had one in his ear but it was covered by his hair. Directly behind me was a fucking HUGE hillbilly. The bluetooth moron said something similar to "You're a fucking retard" but he was directing it to the person he was speaking to. The hillbilly thought it was directed towards him and started screaming at the guy and threatening to kick the shit out of him. Cooler heads prevailed but I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.
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