I heard your Gaydar go off all the way down in the states! It would appear that a cock needs sucking or someones ass needs brown nosing. Quickly, to the Saturnmobile, you must offer faggy statements of support by shoving your nose up their asses immediately or they won't be able to feel good about themselves!
On the double now!
Here's the thread in case you missed it. Don't forget, you may need your job back some day so keep the mouth nice and supple!
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=718816