Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

im a bartender like tom cruise in roadhouse (and i mean that in every possible way) and we have a 'ladies night' but this kinda shit don't fly with my closely-held libertarian beliefs so when men looking women come in, i charge those bitches full price and then when they get mad and start shrieking like banshees and trying to hit me with their crack pipe, i give them a copy of 'freakonomics' and then fly away in the ron paul blimp