Originally Posted by Socks

Can we have a contest for a one hour public roman fanning and grape eating? How fuckin sweet would that be Steve? :P I want at least 5 minutes of empirical treatment for thinking of this fantastic idea too, just like I thought of the WINNING HAIKU! I am fuckin full of great ideas. You need geniuses like me.

27 lightspeed girls tending to your every wish feeding you grapes while your peers in the industry watch and drool... Oh my. And the girls can wear, well... Almost nothing!