If those were the days you "HAD HAIR" I would hate to see what followed.
Not to mention the face. Hair transplants are rare but actually doable. Face transplants . . . . well, I don't know if you can even do one (or not).
Sorry that you were so "physically" cursed throughout your life. But, if it weren't for odd physical specimens like you, women wouldn't know what ugly was.
Thank you for all you've done for all of us, "good looking" guys of the world!
God bless that cursed soul of yours.
God must really hate you.
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