When I used to get these email I used to reply to them for fun, and waste the fuckers time. It was quite entertaining. I once promised the guy that was emailing me that I was sending him the money he needed to 'free' the funds up, but I wanted a bigger cut of the imaginary funds. We spent days arguing over the percentage I would get, and we finally settled on 60% of nothing (it was a tough negotiation). Then, I started apologizing for my greed, and started negotiating a smaller percentage. I agreed on 1% of the 'money', only to then demand a larger percentage again. It went on for days, and the fucker was so frustrated.
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