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MetaMan · 11-21-2008, 03:45 PM

i was going 210kmph in a 100kmph zone and i feel fucking amazing.

there is nothing like zooming in and out of traffic then seeing some cop trying to trail you from a mile back and mr and mrs smith shake their fist as you speed by.

i got into the residential area and pulled the first illegal u-turn i could do then waited for the cops because i saw him in my rear view mirror,

the cop came up and i let out a big fucking fart and rolled down the window, i knew this bitch ass was gonna hit me with a fine so i gave him my own fine.

$600 pfffffff whatever DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL.

i am burning a CD with some of the most gangsta rap in my library and i am going to go speed around in school zones. BRB.

11-21-2008, 03:45 PM
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i just got a $600 speeding ticket and i feel fucking amazing: i was going 210kmph in a 100kmph zone and i feel fucking amazing. there is nothing like zooming in and out of traffic then seeing some cop trying to trail you from a mile back and mr and mrs smith shake their fist as you speed by. i got into the residential area and pulled the first illegal u-turn i could do then waited for the cops because i saw him in my rear view mirror, the cop came up and i let out a big fucking fart and rolled down the window, i knew this bitch ass was gonna hit me with a fine so i gave him my own fine. $600 pfffffff whatever DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL. i am burning a CD with some of the most gangsta rap in my library and i am going to go speed around in school zones. BRB.