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Sick jokes
Those on the edge jokes can be hilarious to some and utterly offensive to others. Let's do this.
What does Stevie Wonder?s wife
do when they?ve had a fight?
She rearranges the furniture.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd
have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free.
What?s the difference between Jesus and
a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture.
A man walks into a sex shop and tells the
woman behind the counter he?s looking for a
blow-up doll. The woman asks, ?Would you like
a Christian or a Muslim doll??. Confused, the
man says, ?What?s the difference??.
?Well,? replies the woman, ?the Muslim one
blows itself up.?
A woman has just given birth in the hospital.
When she wakes up from a long sleep the
doctor approaches her.
?I have some good news and some bad news...?
?What do you mean?!?
?I?m afraid your baby has ginger hair.?
?That?s the bad news?! What?s the good news??
?He?s dead.?
What do you call a white guy dancing?
A seizure.
And a special one to end the post..
Two gfy post whores race off the edge of a cliff.
Who wins?
Society.
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