Originally Posted by Libertine

Whichever of you was on vacation at the time. Most criminals who rob houses try to avoid confrontations

Of course, if an armed criminal for some reason robbed both of your houses while you were at home, you'd be likelier to end up dead than evildick, since he wouldn't be coming at the robber with a gun, and you would. Yeah, I know, like every other gun owner you think you'd get the shot off first.

But you definitely have a better chance of survival with serial killers, I'll give you that. It's almost a shame they're so uncommon.