Originally Posted by acctman

i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?