I hope no one. It's a nice sentiment and all, but seriously. The whole burial process is so stupid, especially when you consider the price tag involved.
I'd almost rather die out at sea or lost somewhere so there's no burial or cremation costs... just gather have some finger sandwiches, talk about how goofy I am and call it a day.
Dying has become a burden on the living. It used to mean something... now it's just a commercial business. Like love. It used to mean something. Now it's a February holiday for florists, card makers and chocolate companies.
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