Originally Posted by DamianJ

Yo Yo Check it


I've been in porn for just a few sunny years
I like the biz, started off with bunny ears
Yes I worked at Playboy, no money fears
Then I resigned, and there were some runny tears

I started up my own consultancy
its great cos I feel as if finally a man is free
Answering to myself, it's like a fantasy
Surely you understand that? Can you see?

Friends are jealous when I fly on my own to shows
Cos of my magic tricks I'm always down with bros
I have respect for the talent, don't call them frowning hos
Despite the fact that they often moan and say no

I'll see you all next week at the Phoenix Forum
Should be good fun, if we pick a good whore run
I best not get raped and up with a sore bum
If I do, she's gonna end up sorry (your mum)

BRAP