Originally Posted by bausch

If they wiretapped me they would probably thought that it was a skit from SNL or a comedy show, they probably wouldn't believe it was for real. For example, it would be 5 hours of "Who looks older, me or A? Do I look old? Do I need surgery? I don't contour my face what are you talking about!!" and then me and my friend would get in a fight "You're so superficial, all you talk about is your looks, you are crazy, i can't deal with it!" and then I will say "Your fucken crazy, all you talk about is your weight, I have had to suffer for 10 years!"

No one would believe the conversations I have.

I kinda wish someone would wiretap me and then tell me what they thought of my conversation.