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Old 04-05-2009, 10:08 AM  
sortie
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I hate going to the F'ing Store to get eggs and

Driving thru traffic and saying hello to the "welcome to our store robots".
Every chick there has an octagon like ass shaped like a bathtub.
On the way there drug addicts are waving at me like I'm going to stop or something.
I see $50 worth of other shit I absolutley do not need and put it in the basket too.
And after all that I get back home and open the fridge to put the eggs up and notice
a complelely full cartoon of 18 eggs already there.

This is going to be an "omelette week" or somebody's going to get their car covered.




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