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Old 04-15-2009, 08:54 AM  
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Ass Pirate Ninja on the Loose

For the last 3 months an Ass Pirate Ninja has been sneaking into homes and ass fucking tight virgin assholes in and around the United States. Sources close to the federal investigation who wish to remain anonymous claim the the APN as he has been coined is "sneaking into homes undetected fucking assholes with his needle dick". Officials ask anybody who has recently been ass fucked to contact them immediately.

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