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The greatest Ozzy story ever:
1984 Ozzy and Motley Crue on tour.
At a hotel, Ozzy runs up and steals a tourists suitcase and disappears.
Returns later to the swimming pool, wearing a dress he had found in the suitcase.
While everyone is laughing, he jumps to the ground, ass in the air, and starts snorting an entire line of ants walking on the pavement. Then stands up, pisses on the ground and starts to lick up his own piss.
Then he tells Nikki Sixx to try that.
Nikki whips it out ans pisses on the ground, but before he can stop, Ozzy jumps to the ground and licks up Nikki's piss
pure awesomeness
btw I think I did this once in a National Suite Party back in the day
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