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Old 05-29-2009, 07:46 PM  
SweetT
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NatNet Cabana at xBiz!! FREE MARGARITAS!!

Make sure you stop at the NationalNet Cabana by the pool at xBiz!!! FREE MARGARITAS to those who qualify!!!! That's right, stop by and cool down with a nice frozen margarita at the NationalNet Cabana for those that qualify!!!

How do you qualify, you ask??

If you are a customer of NationalNet....FREE MARGARITAS!!!

If you were a customer of NationalNet at anytime in the past.....FREE MARGARITAS!!

If you are planning to be a customer of NationalNet at anytime in the future.....FREE MARGARITAS!!

If you have ever considered being a customer of NationalNet....FREE MARGARITAS!!!

If you have ever seen the words NationalNet written together....FREE MARGARITAS!!!

If you can spell NationalNet....FREE MARGARITAS!!!

If you can point out the words NationalNet in our logo....FREE MARGARITAS!!!


If you don't can't answer "YES" to any of the above questions, then I am sorry you will not qualify for FREE MARGARITAS at the NationalNet Cabana.....we can't just be giving out hundreds and hundreds of Margaritas to just anybody you know...we have to be very selective on who we give away FREE MARGARITAS too!!

If you don't qualify using the above "litmus test" then you can try to get a FREE MARGARITA by entering our "Second Chance" contest by sending your name, address, phone number, and a sex tape of your girlfriend to me, personally. I will be choosing the winner of the Second Chance FREE MARGARITA contest using the internationally accepted "D$ Player of the Year Method" and the results will be final.

So, if you want a FREE MARGARITA...stop by the NationalNet Cabana to see if you qualify!!!

See you guys at xBiz!!!


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