I ended up getting what I needed, I just made a page and put in HTML for all the info I needed.....
http://therealdevil.com/hells-authors/ take a look if you'd like
Nothing else was going to do the job for me, cause the prob ended up being in the theme itself, and to fix that I'll have to wait for my coders to fix it, and I really only needed what I cheated and threw up ;)
-Loki-