Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Actually, I can vouch for Gideon Gallery's ties to the Adult Industry: He wipes my shit off his mouth every other Tuesday for $22. He lets me film it and sell the video through local newspaper ads in his hometown. I ask him to shave before cleaning my asshole but he insists his stubble helps 'get the flakes stuck on the side', whatever that means.

Other than that, tho, you're right, he has no ties to adult.