Don't hit the gym after the 1st...
From the 1st of January to about the middle of February, the gym will be unfathomably ridiculously incredibly intolerably packed with New Years Resolutionists.
It usually takes a couple months for all the fat girls and fat boys to reconcile their destiny as hopelessly rotund.
Unless you're like me and go at around midnight. Then you might actually be able to score a machine.
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