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Originally Posted by MetaMan
I woke up to the fucking cops at my door. turns out they got my license plate. this kid is charging me for assault? im gonna go kick his fucking ass today and we will see about that.
see you fags when people fuck with me i go handle it, you fags post on GFY and wonder why your girl is over getting her pussy pounded. then when she comes home your all like "Meta why is my girlfriends pussy loose?" why? because she got hit by a real fucking man.
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Hey, look at the positive side...
You don't get laid now, but at least you will in prison!
We will no longer be subjected to your "I can't get laid because [insert MetaMan's 4,000 reasons here]" threads.
If this retarded, not-funny story is really true then you are 10x a bigger dumb ass than I ever had you pegged for. Only you would be dumb enough to go up against a minimum wage slacker who didn't even fuck up your order -- the guy in the kitchen did.