The things is, think about the timeline. And the mindset. Consider: This is obviously self-shot. The glass breaks, causing what must be excruciating rectal agony. He must have called 911, because there's no way this dude's driving to the hospital. The paramedics and cops laugh their collective asses off, then rush him to the ER, where the doctors pull shards of glass out of his poop chute and stitch his dumb ass back together. He's probably on a liquid diet for weeks while his ass mends... not to mention massive antibiotics. He probably has follow-up visits with a proctologist to get the stitches removed, if not reconstructive surgery...
So then one day while he's limping around the apartment with his ass in a cast, he notices the video camera gathering dust in the corner. And he thinks....
"I can be famous!"
