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ShellyCrash · 02-25-2010, 09:03 PM

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A few weeks ago we wrote a post on Vajazzling, a relatively new concept in vaginal adornment. It?s exactly what it sounds like- bedazzling for your vajayjay. The trend exploded when Jennifer Love Hewitt announced that she Vajazzles regularly to feel good about her privates. It took mere minutes for bloggers to go wild in pursuit of real Vajazzling pics. Alas, there were none to be found on Google. Until the lovely team at Spa Week Daily called me up and said ?Bryce, we know you?re at the forefront of Vajazzling? you?re basically the authority on the subject, any chance we can send you down to Completely Bare Spa in NYC to actually get it done??

Would I? Obviously. Vajazzling, in my opinion, is the only civilized way to wear rhinestones. I wouldn?t be caught dead in a blinged-up Ed Hardy t-shirt, but somehow the idea of a little sparkle on my lady business is appealing. Maybe it?s because I have a small scar from a C-section about 14 months ago (shout out to Dr. Finkelstein for making the tiniest incision ever, and for vaginal preservation), or maybe it?s because I haven?t had sex in a year. And no, I?m not Vajazzling to find a boyfriend, although I do appreciate all the tweets I?ve gotten today asking me for drinks, naked bowling, the opera, and a ?sensual pilates date.?

So how exactly does a lady get her business Vajazzled? It?s a 2-step process involving some pretty high-tech wax, and then some pretty fabulous Swarovski crystals. But before any crystallization can occur, the entire region gets waxed. Although I was initially scared of the head-of-vaj-waxing, Jill, she turned out to be more like a pleasant cheerleader than anything else. She would chant funny little things like ?spread ?em, I can tell this is going to be easy for you!? and ?aww, c?mon, this is gonna be great by the time you?re all done Vajazzling!? And it was true, her positive outlook on the status of my crotch really helped the experience to be relatively pain-free. On to the crystals!

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