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The Candy With The Little Hole.
This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.


Eating Lifesavers candy, children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ............... Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room.

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