05-21-2010, 10:00 AM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Me: ?I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.?
Client: ?That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I?d like to use biometrics to identify the user.?
Me: ?Not sure what you mean.?
Client: ?When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost??
Me: ?Several hundred million dollars.?
Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?
Me: ?No. Sorry. That?s a little too advanced.?
Client: ?Fine. I?ll try another web designer.?
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