Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Those are priceless!



Me: ?I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.?

Client: ?That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I?d like to use biometrics to identify the user.?

Me: ?Not sure what you mean.?

Client: ?When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost??

Me: ?Several hundred million dollars.?

Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?

Me: ?No. Sorry. That?s a little too advanced.?

Client: ?Fine. I?ll try another web designer.?