The Final Solution to the Porn Rpoblem
Assumptions
Ok, I have been doing some thinking about how to save online porn. I am working from the following assumptions:
1. Online tube sites offering free full length movies free to anyone capable of searching for the term "porn" in Google is what is destroying the industry.
2. Cheap hosting costs have made it cost effective for the large tube sites to remain profitable while letting their users download 100's of mbs of free content.
3. The Global Financial Crisis is a contributing but secondary factor.
4. Cross billing and banging credit cards is a contributing but secondary factor.
Points 2 and 3 are stuctural changes that cannot be addressed. Point 4 is currently being taken care of as the billing companies and Mastercard etc crack down as a result of all the scams that have been happening in mainstream and porn (Acai Berry free trials etc).
It seems to me that point 1 is the one that needs to be addressed. Due to the rules around user uploaded content that Youtube has championed, taking out the tube sites through civil litigation isnt going to be feasible. Furthermore. the tube sites are located in countries that make it hard to sue them.
So here is the solution:
I call it "THINK OF THE CHILDREN". We have to team up with the batshit Christian fundamentalists and nutty anti porn fags and push to have free porn that is accessible to kids banned. We lobby to have all porn only available if it is placed behind some kind of Credit Card Adult Verification. This would basically mean that porn cannot be accessed unless someone pulls out their credit card to pay for it. Owners of sites failing to agree to this would then be criminally responsible for distributing porn to minors. Sites being hosted overseas that fail to adhere to this policy would be blocked at the ISP level. I know this sounds fucking insane and would require a supreme court ruling to overcome the first amendment ramifications, but this is the only feasible way that the tubes can be stopped. The argument that would be presented int he Supreme Court would be akin to: "Well, we are not restricting people's right to
The alternative is you come on GFY.com posting shit like : "ZOMG adapt or die" or "My program haz nevar converted better!". We all know this is horse shit and something needs to be done asap, otherwise this industry will not exist online in 2 years- it will just consist of 5-10 huge tube sites and a bunch of small long tail niche sites doing balloon sex and midget tranny vegetable insertions.
Implementation
How do we do this: start a campaign of letter writing to local politicians telling stories about how kids have been accessing porn and how it is wrong etc. In Australia they are introducing a "Think of the Children" clean feed which will most likely wind up blocking adult content. We need something similar in the usa also to save online porn.
Responses
Here are some responses you can copy and paste below:
Adapt or die, you need to innovate.
We have never converted better than now and are expanding! See Sig!
More traffic for me!
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