20. Do animals really like to break dance?
Opossums do! I hit one with my car once, heard the dreaded thump thump as it passed underneath and looked back in the rear view mirror expecting to see a mess. Instead I see this opossum on its back, spinning in the middle of the road. It literally looked like it was break dancing.
21. Why does airport security hate you?
Two words. Vibrating razor.
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