Late last night, the mobile porn-watching community was in an uproar over Apple?s new iPhone 4 handset losing signal while being held in only the left hand, creating an obvious problem for right handed masturbators.
When it was unveiled by Apple earlier this month, one of the iPhone 4?s much-touted features was having all its antennas built directly into the outer frame of the device, but now this feature is receiving a large, swollen thumbs down from some iPhone users, who wonder if interfering with porn viewing was the actual intent behind the new antenna design.
?Apple did their homework on this one,? said Dave Long, a disgruntled 37 year-old mobile porn user. ?Over 85% of the world is right handed and watches mobile porn with their phone in their left hand. Now when my mom is out at the grocery store and I get a hankering to check out a little wireless erotica, I have to set the phone on a surface or switch hands and go all ?stranger? on myself. I think maybe Steve Jobs is serious about wanting the iPhone to be ?porn-free,? after all.?
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