09-10-2010, 08:14 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away!
Posts: 3,487
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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
This morning I was woken up by loud knocks almost breaking my door down, I get up from bed and see 3 big guys in leather jackets that came to collect the money
here's what I told them.
First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. The funds are secure. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion.
I also told them that they are my most important asset and I'm not going to treat them anyway other than the best I can.
Finally I added, "Rest assured that when I know something you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe."
They responded by breaking my nose and smashing my head on the nearest wall they could find. T
hey will be coming around tomorrow to collect    
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Almost made me spew coffee on my keyboard!
Toooooooooooooooo funny!
Sally.
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