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AlphaSky · 09-26-2010, 05:17 AM

Why do we stack these no talent bimbos so high on the pole?

Katy Perry has NO natural singing ability. Saw her on Saturdy Night Live yesterday, and she has no natural pitch, sings very high in her throat and dances like she has a stick up her ass.

Yes, she has a beautiful body, great breasts, long legs, big off set eyes that are perfect for the camera. But are people listening to her sing or just masturbating to her image?

And on top of that, she STOLE Britney Spears' highschool uniform bit.

Why can't singers actually SING?

When she did the "boogerman" soundtrack bit, it wasn't even her voice. She was lipsyncing to another track and she even missed a few cues doing that.

There must be 1000's of real singers out there in the world and we allow these no talent wanna be artists that have no original ideas of their own to dominate the market place.

Give her a reality show already and get her off the market. "Karing for Katy" on the E Channel this fall. She's not a singer, so let's see if she can act.

I hope one day real singers will be back in style. Kids don't know what they are missing worshippng long legged big breasted women that simply can not sing.

Is it too much to ask for, a singer that can ACTUALLY SING IN PITCH?

09-26-2010, 05:17 AM
AlphaSky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,013	Katy Perry: The New No Talent Singing Superstar. Why do we stack these no talent bimbos so high on the pole? Katy Perry has NO natural singing ability. Saw her on Saturdy Night Live yesterday, and she has no natural pitch, sings very high in her throat and dances like she has a stick up her ass. Yes, she has a beautiful body, great breasts, long legs, big off set eyes that are perfect for the camera. But are people listening to her sing or just masturbating to her image? And on top of that, she STOLE Britney Spears' highschool uniform bit. Why can't singers actually SING? When she did the "boogerman" soundtrack bit, it wasn't even her voice. She was lipsyncing to another track and she even missed a few cues doing that. There must be 1000's of real singers out there in the world and we allow these no talent wanna be artists that have no original ideas of their own to dominate the market place. Give her a reality show already and get her off the market. "Karing for Katy" on the E Channel this fall. She's not a singer, so let's see if she can act. I hope one day real singers will be back in style. Kids don't know what they are missing worshippng long legged big breasted women that simply can not sing. Is it too much to ask for, a singer that can ACTUALLY SING IN PITCH? Last edited by AlphaSky; 09-26-2010 at 05:21 AM..