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Old 10-18-2010, 09:45 AM  
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Originally Posted by JFK View Post
and they hire IDIOTS, as someone else had said, one step above mall cops

So I'm at one of the checks in Europe and I happen to get this fucking rookie, he's picking tru everything in my camera bag, which pisses me off in thew 1st place, lifts up some chargers and lo and behold he comes accross a mini vibrator

They were handing them out in Miami at the meet n greet Vivid was I think, u could wear it around your neck
I put it in the camera bag and then totally forgot about it.

So he says whats this ? I said its a dildo, by this time the idiot is getting on my nerves, is it for male or female he asks... female I say , so he puts it in a tray with the camera , to be checked by his supervisor,

He's sort of snickering ..... the super comes over takes a cursory look and sort of waves it off, as its nothing, but the ididot purposely lifts the dildo out and shows it to him, the super asks whats this ?

By this time I'm boiling ... I said ITS A FUCKING DILDO rather loudly......... he said calm down sir .... go ......

Both of them scurry back to the post and I notice this elderly worman smirking as I walk by
Yeah, but the elderly woman was smirking because when she found out about being
searched she covertly planted her dildo in your bag.

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