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um yeah i'm on the phone the other day talking to someone about my recent trip to the orthopedist. I was using the word orthopedist several times in the conversation and my 6 year old is sitting by me and says "mom, quit saying penis" I just kind of laughed it off. I got off the phone and he said why were you saying penis so much and I asked him if he knew what that meant and he said "yeah, it's something you eat" I was mortified and asked him what he meant and he says "you know on fear factor they eat penis" I was relieved and laughed and I said oh you mean cow penis and he said "yes" I then explained what a penis was and he ran to the bathroom dry heaving and almost puked.
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