I hate the cookie cutter sales page myself, but I'm not my target audience

There is a reason why sites like this continue to convert at 1:25 or so.
When you want to sell mainstream, you have to recognize that the strategy and tactics we used in adult simply do NOT work for mainstream buyers.
Getting traffic is 1000% different, content that works is different. People actually read mainstream sites rather than just look at pictures.
There really is a reason why mainstream converts at 1:25 or so while adult doesn't even come close anymore.
The method I provide DOES work. Not just for me any times over, but for all of my students so far. I do welcome any actual reviews that say otherwise however.