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Old 02-02-2011, 03:51 PM  
beerptrol
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I carry around a consent form which states that when a woman says no during sex it means yes. And that the safety words are "Fuck Me Harder". she must sign it in duplicate. I keep the pink and they get the yellow(which has a cab company's number) It also states she must be gone by the time I awake
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