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Old 02-06-2011, 02:31 PM  
Herb Kornfield
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Met a babe that was fresh off a divorce. Had crazy ideas that it was love ... WRONG.

four months later overheard her on the phone making plans for a date with my replacement while I was told she was going to her moms house ....

She went out. and so did I ... to U-hal ...

Got my shit out of her place and back into my house. One thing I forgot to do was after I took a leak before leaving was to flush ... she called me to scream that after 3 days of my piss sitting in her master bath toilet the smell made her vomit when she came home.

after that she was pretty salty that my part of the rent/bills for the following month were not there as I had agreed ... I texted back ... Look around, my stuff as well myself are gone.

it took her SIX months to believe I was not coming back ... lol ...

So ... flash forward to Thanksgiving of 2010. She texts again. Are you coming back to me? .. the guy I was dating broke up with me cause I was busted on a date with another guy ... I laughed and blocked her numbers from my phone.

Lesson: Sluts are Sluts. They are a great time ...but you cant make them a housewife
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