YOU'RE FIRED!!!
HELLRAISING actor Charlie Sheen was finally sacked from hit sitcom Two And A Half Men last night - after months of bizarre behaviour.
The 45-year-old - who has told The Sun he has no regrets - got a letter from Warner Bros telling him his contract had been terminated.
He had been America's highest-paid TV star, raking in £770,000 per episode. Charlie said last night: "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales.
"It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
The madcap star yesterday reached the milestone of more than two million Twitter fans. He updated his profile to describe himself as an "unemployed winner".
