Originally Posted by webair

"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales.

"It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

The madcap star yesterday reached the milestone of more than two million Twitter fans. He updated his profile to describe himself as an "unemployed winner".