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Old 03-17-2011, 10:31 PM  
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Originally Posted by Robbie View Post
You are 100% wrong Lloyd.

CM and I went to New York a couple of weeks ago. I usually have no problems here at the Vegas airport.

But this time I went through the body scanner, and they stopped me on the other side and made me stand there with my feet in the little painted feet on the ground.

Then THREE TSA guys took me into a room. They felt my body from head to toe, including my cock and balls. I was wearing sweat pants and they pulled the front of them open and looked down my pants.

I was talking to them the whole time cause I was pissed off at being treated like that when all I wanted to do was get on a glorified bus with wings.

I joked with them when they pulled my pants forward and looked down my pants and told them these EXACT words: "Hey man, I didn't hide the cocaine down there"
His EXACT reply to me was: "How did you know what we're looking for?"

I started talking to them for a couple of minutes and showed them Claudia Marie waiting for me and they were wanting to know all about her porn site, etc. And they flat out told me that "yes" they are looking for drugs.

SO...when we got back we went to KaraokeXXX and I was hanging out with a guy who parties with us there. He works for the TSA. I told him what happened. And he re-confirmed it to me and said that "yes" they are always looking for drugs and have never found ANY "terrorists" at the Vegas airport...but they did make a record setting marijuana bust a few months ago.

Said they have made a few dozen "busts" on people having pot or coke on them. So you are dead wrong about that.
Wild story. I guess you were looking "too casual" with the sweat pants.
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