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Old 03-29-2011, 11:58 AM  
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Originally Posted by TripleXPrint View Post
Just tell them that you opened an email you believed to be work related and that popped up. I'm sure you have an alternate email address. Change your computer clock and send an email to your work address. Put in the subject line something that may look work related and include a link to anything porn, but mask it. Then if HR asks any questions simply tell them you opened an email, that popped up, you quickly closed it and scanned your system for viruses. And that it will never happen again.

You'll be fine...don't get an ulcer. I accidentally sent everyone in my company a porn link and just told them it must have been a virus. The IT department looked at my computer and couldn't say yes or no therefore I kept my job.

Or you can just call the bitch a liar and say you rebuffed her advances and she swore to make your life hell. I have an anonymous emailer. Give me her email address and I'll send emails making it look like they came from her and make her look like a complete stalker.
Professional corporate bullshitter right here.
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