I like the way you snuck #6 in there...
Good to see someone else that uses their money for good. When I get to the hotel I tip the valet $20 and ask to have it close. By the time I get into the hotel I have someone taking me to the VIP checkin. I tip that lady another $40 and she upgrades me from the basic room to a suite for that $40. Then I tip the bag boy $20 to take my shit upstairs and drop it off for me. If they allow gambling at the hotel they will have given me $100 in chips and I am headed towards the tables...
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