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SallyRand · 06-18-2011, 04:05 PM

Pat is passed out under the pinball machine.

Hazy Davy got really hurt when he hit himself in the head with his own golf club.

Killer Joe is unconcious in the field someplace.

Crazy Janey is makin' love with some asshole now. DAMN! Another great piece of ass gone to Hell!

Go Kart Mozart ran his go kart into the retaining wall and got hauled off by the EMTs.

Maybelline is revvin' up her Coupe De Ville, thinkin' that she's goin' somewhere. She can't go.

We took out the driveshaft!

LOL!

Runaround Sue turned up and is being shunned by evryone, the bitch.

My Daddy's ghostly form appeared and began to talk to me about that Goddamned Hot Rod......well, fuck; he built it! WTF he think I was going to do with it besides get tickets?

Some kinda fuckin' Hot Rod Lincoln..........................

Anyway, most have survived, we are going back to the woods and we are going for the SECOND COMING of barbeque and brew after dark!

06-18-2011, 04:05 PM
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Oh Christ, The Barbeque Has Gone To Hell! Pat is passed out under the pinball machine. Hazy Davy got really hurt when he hit himself in the head with his own golf club. Killer Joe is unconcious in the field someplace. Crazy Janey is makin' love with some asshole now. DAMN! Another great piece of ass gone to Hell! Go Kart Mozart ran his go kart into the retaining wall and got hauled off by the EMTs. Maybelline is revvin' up her Coupe De Ville, thinkin' that she's goin' somewhere. She can't go. We took out the driveshaft! LOL! Runaround Sue turned up and is being shunned by evryone, the bitch. My Daddy's ghostly form appeared and began to talk to me about that Goddamned Hot Rod......well, fuck; he built it! WTF he think I was going to do with it besides get tickets? Some kinda fuckin' Hot Rod Lincoln.......................... Anyway, most have survived, we are going back to the woods and we are going for the SECOND COMING of barbeque and brew after dark!