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harvey · 07-03-2011, 05:11 PM

So I bought this new pet with the promise it would be always cheerful and ready to play as long as it's taken care of with massages, caressing and maybe some soft mild strokes, but it seems I don't know how to take care of it and it looks kinda sad and down. I asked my wife since she has more expertise on the subject, but nothing, still looking like you can see in the pic. Any advice?

I'd like my pet to look like this guy's one, no wonder he looks so proud and happy!

07-03-2011, 05:11 PM
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	Need advise on my new pet (pic) :( So I bought this new pet with the promise it would be always cheerful and ready to play as long as it's taken care of with massages, caressing and maybe some soft mild strokes, but it seems I don't know how to take care of it and it looks kinda sad and down. I asked my wife since she has more expertise on the subject, but nothing, still looking like you can see in the pic. Any advice? I'd like my pet to look like this guy's one, no wonder he looks so proud and happy! __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth