1. Any scene with more dicks than chicks.
2. Any scene with more than one guy.
3. Any scene with less than 5 girls.
4. Any scene without oil.
5. Any time a guy whacks off. Dudes, stop touching your own dicks for the love of motherfucking god! I don't want to see you whack your yambag for 5 minutes. Let the girl finish you off.
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