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Originally Posted by Rochard
Sleep with her best friend.
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This.
Or do the following (in no particular order):
-smother her with attention
-do anything she asks without question
-let her take the lead in everything
-be emotional
-be jealous of everyone she makes contact with
-get caught wearing her underwear
-ask her to borrow money continuously
-don't take a stand on anything/be indecisive. Then ask her opinion and follow that exactly
-whine and complain about everything
-don't help out around the house at all
-ask her constantly if she is going to leave you with a worried face
-start watching soap operas and reruns of Oprah (or start watching Oxygen 24/7)
-obsessively call her on the phone
-If she has a smartphone, track her and randomly show up to places where she is
-embarrass her in public or in front of her family/friends/coworkers.
That's all I can think of, for now...